Malediction at its finest — Ken Layne on Jesse Helms:
“He was a hero to bigots and the cigarette corporations, a menace to the poor and downtrodden, and a mean little troll whose heart was so wrecked by wickedness that doctors had to patch it up with coronary valves from a pig.”
I know. It’s almost a year old. But what the hell. You can still read the whole thing here.